10 life lessons I learnt but never followed.

Surely I've come a long way from my lusting over Poonam Pandey days to stalking KRK on Twitter to the man I am now. And in life I've learned a lot, lost a lot, won some and regretted some, but it feels worth it, except for the emptiness I feel in my stomach. That could also be because I skipped breakfast, but bear with me nevertheless. Here are some lessons I learnt but do not follow because I'd much rather not take the risk. 

1. Always follow your heart

The brain is far too complicated to process what you feel. The heart seems to do a better job. We just need to listen, to take the risk and win or lose at least we wont regret it.

2. Porn isn't the best way to counter loneliness

This realisation hit me years ago, but alas men will be men and they value their penis above everything else. 

3. Alcohol makes you forget but only briefly 

Unless you can drink from now till the end of days, but doing so will ensure the end of days will arrive early for you. 

4. Some habits stick, never make an habit out of anything

We human beings are supposed to continuously evolve so instead of sticking to extinct ideologies and strange fixations, just adapt.  

5. Love is a momentary feeling 

A momentary but strong feeling & a feeling we must guard, understand and not lose sight of. It's easy to love and lose. It's not easy to keep loving. 

6. Sex is the best thing ever 

Seriously it is, if had wisely. 

7. Honorable men die horrible deaths 

Live life with a code? When you die they will stick it up your ass and bury you six feet under and maggots will feast on your being. But it's refreshing to meet an honorable man. 

8. Humor is a way of hiding how you really feel 

Because no one cares about how you really feel & those that do,don't matter until its too late. 

9. Travel the world but leave your baggage behind 

No I don't mean travel light, just with no mental baggage to bog you down. The world is incredibly beautiful when seen with an infants eye. 

10. It doesn't matter what came first, the egg or the chicken 

Because both are equally delicious.