Of World War Z and Zombies

60 people entered the theater that night and all 60 walked out like zombies. They were paralyzed & hopeless with no sense of direction. They were slow to grasp anything and everything around them. Their brains had turned to mush thanks to two and a half hours of pointless cinema. If you haven't got the zombie reference already, I'm talking about World War Z, starring Brad Pitt. Right from the word go, the movie has zombies, only these zombies are ultra fast and so large in number that they resemble a crowded Virar local. Add a few nuclear explosions and generic supermarket and laboratory scenes and you get the most pointless movie of this decade. On a side note however, my heart goes out to the zombies. How fair is it that zombies are always portrayed as people with zero personality, slow witted and dull? Vampires seem to have a personality, hell even werewolves do, then why not zombies?  Why do girls look at zombies and go, "Oh...they're so scary" or "Shit I can't believe it's eating him", and the same chicks look at vampires and say "He's so hot I could lick chocolate sauce of his balls"? Where's the justice in the world? In the spirit of all pointless causes here's one I think we all should support, equality for the zombie kind. After all they're not vastly different from any other monster. So stop wasting your time supporting starving children in Africa, they're going to heaven anyway! Instead pour your heart out for the poor zombies. They're ugly, they're dead and they're miserable. Our support can ensure that they appear more like protagonists in our movies rather than just props we can enjoy seeing blown up.

Ladies, I found my Mojo