In a digital world
dominated by numbers, has real quality lost its relevance. Think about it, a
video of a monkey taking a dump gets 400 thousand views & a Facebook brand post asking people to
like if you think Penelope Cruz is sexy gets more than 10,000 comments. What is
wrong with the world? First it was the idiotization of television and now
follows its smaller brother, social media.
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| Wait that looks like Justin Bieber, doesn't it? |
Well I for one think
social media is dead, capish! Every second person on Facebook is a troll. How
else do you explain guys like Cute Pinki or Prince DJ? They exist in this
digital world along with normal folks like us only in this world, us normal
folk are the minority. Social media agencies have mushroomed over the years
claiming to do everything from managing your online presence to wiping your ass
after you take a dump. Agencies that thrive on numbers. Analysts who sit at
their desks all day using tools like Social Mention and Radian 6. Social Media
Managers who tell content writers stuff like, " See, this kind of shit
works, people engage with content when you ask them stupid questions like, who
would you prefer to fuck Selena Gomez or an Elephant because questions such as
these get shares, comments and likes". Which retarded specimens like shit
like this? I know I don't go on Facebook to say hello to Kleenex just because I
use it to wipe my ass.
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| If you didn't believe me, here's the evidence! |
Digital media has
deteriorated to a bunch of statisticians making sense of data essentially
created by trolls of the world and we normal people are once again left to chew
on our own feet.
What is the
solution? How do we escape the degradation of our beloved social networks? The
answer is that there is no escape. If
you're on social media, get out before the zombies congregate & fuck your
life mentally & by zombies, I mean lame Facebook profiles whose name sounds
like it was thought up, by the offspring of Poonam Pandey & a retarded fish
& whose profile picture is copied from the first page search results of
Google. If Socializing is your goal lift that ass and attend some events.
If you want to stalk that hot chick at work, grow a pair and talk to her
in person and if you're on social media to engage with brands, then continue
doing so because you sir have no life. You were probably born in a social media
agency created by an intern who was paid peanuts so he didn't bother giving you
a personality.
Personally I'm sick
of it.
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